• Did you hear the one about the Ganda man who divorced his new Acoli bride on the night of their honeymoon? She had everything a Muganda man would die/kill for—huge rear-end, money, cars etc—except the deal breaker— “lips!” Oh! Where are the bassenga?!
• Who was the first Acoli Catholic Bishop? Nobody
• Two Acoli, three opinions
• Where did Acoli warriors win a war? In their mouths
• What does Acoli: “Ribbe aye tekko” mean? I will cooperate/unite with you iff (if and only if) you agree with me
• What is the difference between an angry Acoli woman and a Tasmanian devil? I plead a fifth because my life will be in danger. I will only answer if I can get into a witness protection program
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1 comment:
Veyr funny jokes. My favorite is the witness protection program. But may be back in the days,we had such Acholi women but not anymore. Nice jokes tho..I liked them.
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